Monday, December 11, 2017

Acrobatics

I swatted a fly on the dashboard. It did a triple backflip right into my wastebasket. So considerate.

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  1. Yawn. Call me when you catch it with chopsticks.

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    1. The delivery guy from the Chinese restaurant forgot the chopsticks, so not only did I need to eat my lo mein with a fork, but I also had to use a swatter on the fly. What's the world coming to?

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