Bye, Ol' Blue

I turned in my leased Civic today. Things worked out so I had only one more payment to make. No sweat.

After washing and vacuuming it was looking quite sharp. It was as if it was putting its best face forward while begging, "You don't want to get rid of me, do you?"

Kid, I'm sure someone will buy you quickly and treat you like royalty. Me, I have to move on to a different phase of my life, and you can't come along.