So here I am, about 5,000 miles and four and a half centuries from the Defeat of the Spanish Armada, thinking about how size can be a detriment. I’m thinking about flies. There have only been a few of them, but they’re big. So they’re kind of slow, especially compared to the tiny flies I’ve encountered elsewhere that buzz back and forth, around and around, in my face and ears, rarely landing where I can swat them. Those flies are like the English navy, and the big ones I have now are like the Spanish: slow and easy to hit. I’m seven for seven so far today.
With one blow?
ReplyDeleteI enjoy a good historical analogy, but unless you are smaller than the flies, aren't YOU the Spanish Armada galleon? I don't think this bodes well for you, Al.
ReplyDeleteAw man, I didn't think of it that way.
DeleteYou need an Electric skeeter-fly-whatever bugs ya..$10. or less..It's also great entertainment, especially at night to see the flashes as those buggers explode!
ReplyDeleteGreat fun!