Start by parking your van, food and cooking supplies at least twenty yards from a picnic table. (The parks department might have helped with this by placing barriers between the parking area and the tables.) Then bring one item at a time from the van to the table.
Oops, I need the pot lid.
Oops, I need the spatula.
Oops, I need an onion.
Oops, I need paper towels.
Oops, I need pepper.
And so on.
The calories you burn off walking back and forth might not offset the calories you eat, but you'll feel less like a tub of lard.
Oops, I forgot the lard.
:o)
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