I stepped up to the counter and showed my ID to the Postal Service guy with waist-length silver hair. “General Delivery,” I said. He wrote my name on a piece of receipt paper then disappeared into the back.
I waited. And waited. It was technically five days since my replacement debit card had been mailed. Would it be here? Would I need to come back Monday? Or even Tuesday?
But before my anxiety got too high, Mr. Silverhair reappeared holding an envelope. Yup, from Wells Fargo. Yup, I could feel the card inside. Yay! I thanked the clerk and told him I envied his hair. (Any hair, actually.)
I drove to an ATM to activate the card and check my balance. Ah, my Social Security had been credited to my account. Double yay! I can go another three weeks or so before I start worrying whether the Social Security Administration has gone to hell.
Among my notices from the bank was a list of all my autopay recipients. So I’ll spend the afternoon updating account information—for some of them.
I love auto pay until something screws up or I do.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when people said, "He's too conservative to cut his hair." Now, "They're all trying to look like Allen Ginsberg."
ReplyDeleteI was able to scan the QR code and activate the card. I got a cash advance for $10k and am currently in Bali.
ReplyDeleteApril Fool!
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