Saturday, January 11, 2020

Machine bites the hand that feeds it

The washing machine coin slot was balky. I pushed, pulled, pushed, pulled, rattled it a little pushed and then gave it a good shove with the heel of my hand. The slide finally, suddenly, moved as it should, then jabbed a hole in my hand.

Ow! Hey, I was just trying to give you money!

4 comments:

  1. ZmanJanuary 12, 2020 at 7:41 AM

    Your basic physics class an irremovable object meets an irresistible force....causing pain and suffering...

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  2. Karin CorbinJanuary 12, 2020 at 1:39 PM

    Biting the hand that feeds .....

    you are a manly man and you are expected to do that kind of force feeding stuff. Then you are supposed to show it to a woman to get some much needed sympathy, a band-aid and a kiss...

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  3. John SpodenJanuary 13, 2020 at 2:33 PM

    Put some antibiotic on that.

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  4. MFHJanuary 13, 2020 at 4:47 PM

    It is precisely for these occasions that one keeps one's attorney on speed-dial.

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