Saturday, January 11, 2020

Machine bites the hand that feeds it

The washing machine coin slot was balky. I pushed, pulled, pushed, pulled, rattled it a little pushed and then gave it a good shove with the heel of my hand. The slide finally, suddenly, moved as it should, then jabbed a hole in my hand.

Ow! Hey, I was just trying to give you money!


  1. Your basic physics class an irremovable object meets an irresistible force....causing pain and suffering...

  2. Biting the hand that feeds .....

    you are a manly man and you are expected to do that kind of force feeding stuff. Then you are supposed to show it to a woman to get some much needed sympathy, a band-aid and a kiss...

  3. It is precisely for these occasions that one keeps one's attorney on speed-dial.