Sunday, January 20, 2019
I woke thinking—hoping—it was near dawn. But it’s only 3:53. What am I going to do about this?
Go outside, I guess.
Hey, it’s bright out here. Oh yeah, it’s almost the full moon. What are they calling it this time? The Zombie Banana Slug of Fearful Enlightenment Moon? The Invent a Mystic Meaning Moon? The Monthly Media Hype Moon? Oh yeah, the Super Wolf Blood Total Eclipse Moon. Sheesh.
Well, by the power vested in me by me, I dub tonight’s glowing orb the Standing In the Desert In My Underwear Realizing It’s Not Cold and I’ll Blog About It After I Pee Moon.
UPDATE: It has clouded over, so I probably won't be seeing any kind of moon tonight. Not live and in person, anyway.