Well, it was dusk, actually, when the Forest Service rangers drove up. They were going around checking if any campers were thinking of setting off fireworks, which is a no-no.
"No fireworks for me," I replied. "In fact, I haven't even been making a campfire. I'm a propane and solar kind of guy."
Via his magical ranger powers he was able to discern I was telling the truth. We chatted a minute and then wished each other a happy Independence Day. Hey, I'm celebrating my independence every day.