Fortuna Pond is stocked with trout, bass, sunfish and catfish. So, naturally, there are anglers here.
This morning, as I sat enjoying the morning sun, a fisherman set up at the shore in front of me. He checked me out and asked, "You don't fish?"
"Nope. I figure the fish are happier where they are."
He looked at me like I was some kind of kook.