Feel sorry for the little kid !! LOL.
I knew only one of my grandparents. She was very old and didn't say much. But since I was a little kid at the time, I thought it was hilarious that she farted a lot.
Farting a lot can be a sign of some abdominal disorder or a sign of our pipeline doing its way appropriately,it can go either way. It's just like ZEN buddhism, you are, but you are not...It is, but it's not, LOL.
In her case, it was probably a sign of being 92 years old.
Anything to avoid work.
I'm gonna slash my wrists ):