I followed Rusty’s tip and ordered some nitrile gloves from MSC Industrial Supply. They arrived today. I got black ones in order to look like a Manly ‘Merican Man® instead of some effete liberal wimp afraid of a little flu bug. The gloves were even packed in a box with a carbon fiber pattern printed on it for Extra Testosterone Fueled Man Power®. And, of course, I got Extra Large to fit my extra manly hands.
Do they sell matching condoms? Dental dams?
They don't, but I'm certain someone does.Delete
Right on. My tiny female hands would be lost in your manly gloves.ReplyDelete
The PERFECT attire for Desert Dominion in Tucson.ReplyDelete