I followed Rusty’s tip and ordered some nitrile gloves from MSC Industrial Supply. They arrived today. I got black ones in order to look like a Manly ‘Merican Man® instead of some effete liberal wimp afraid of a little flu bug. The gloves were even packed in a box with a carbon fiber pattern printed on it for Extra Testosterone Fueled Man Power®. And, of course, I got Extra Large to fit my extra manly hands.