Friday, December 13, 2019

The bum living in the van saves the day

I had ordered a very messy sandwich then discovered all seven of the napkin dispensers were empty. “Yeah,” said the dude behind the counter. “The delivery hasn’t arrived yet. And we’ve used up all the restroom towels, too.”

So I went out to the Rolling Steel Tent and returned with a jumbo roll of Bounty select-a-size paper towels. Strong, absorbent, etc. It’s handy having all your stuff with you wherever you go. “Happy Friday the 13th, everyone.”


  1. Yay for having enough to share right at hand.

  2. My Friday the 13 was dealing with the meth queen disabling her lock and blaming it on the significant other.

  3. p.s. I save the extra napkins the fast food chain leaves me it always seems to come in handy.